After a long day on the golf course, I stopped in at “Hooters”, famous for its beautiful topless girls, to see some friends and have a few drinks.

While there, one of my friends asked me which waitress would I like to be stuck in an elevator with.

I told him, “The one who knows how to fix elevators – I’m old, tired, and pee a lot!”

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