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Thursday Giggle: Two Biblical Financiers Who Really Knew How to Work the Market

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Q. Who was the greatest financier in the Bible? A. Noah. He was floating his stock while everyone else was in liquidation.

Q. Who was the greatest female financier in the Bible? A. Pharaoh’s daughter. She went down to the bank of the Nile and drew out a little prophet.

 

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