A 95-year-old man goes to the doctor. “Doctor,” he says, “I don’t get it, My young girlfriend is pregnant but we always two double protection. How could this be?”
The doctor thought for a moment, “Let me answer your question with a story. There was once a hunter that always had his gun with him. One day, he accidently picked up his umbrella instead of his gun and went hunting. Suddenly, a lion jumped out of the tall grass ready to rip him apart. The man raised his umbrella and pretending to shoot the lion. To his shock, the lion fell down dead.”
The man lost his patience, “What the hell does that have to do with anything? It’s obvious that someone else shot the lion.”
Nodding the doctor says, “And now that you understand that, I’ll let you speak to your girlfriend.”