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Daily Joke: Fortune cookies

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Fortune cookies are a crowd favourite. Source: Pexels.

A husband and wife were enjoying dinner out together one night.

When they finished their food the waiter gave them both fortune cookies to open.

“Wow,” the wife said after opening hers. “Mine says ‘Be quiet for a while’.”

The husband scoffed, “What a coincidence! Mine says ‘Talk while you have the chance’!”

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