Three rats are sitting at the bar talking, bragging about their bravery and toughness.
The first says, “I’m so tough, once I ate a whole bag of rat poison!”
The second says, “Well I’m so tough, once I was caught in a rat trap and I bit it apart!”
Then the third rat gets up and says, “Later guys, I’m off home to harass the cat.”
If you want to read some other great jokes, click here. Or to submit one of your own to share with the Starts at 60 community, click here.