A man comes home after a hard day’s work and opens the refrigerator to get himself a beer.

Inside, he finds a sugar glider taking a nap.

“What are you doing in my fridge?” the man asks.

The sugar glider opens one sleepy eye and says, “Isn’t this a Westinghouse?”

“Um, yes,” the man replies. “It is.”

“Well then,” the sugar glider says, shutting his eyes again, “I am trying to west.”