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Daily Joke: The difference between cats and dogs

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There’s a pretty big difference between cats and dogs.

A dog generally thinks: “Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me and take good care of me … you know what, they must be Gods!”

A cat always thinks: “Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me and take good care of me … you know what, I must be a God!”

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