The best jokes are the ones that feel like they were written about your own family. These four are exactly that – a wedding speech that goes sideways in the best possible way, a small boy with very sound logic, a marriage joke so accurate it hurts, and a grandchild who makes a discovery in the shopping bags that absolutely no one was ready for.

1 At my friends’ wedding reception, the groom stood to say a few words. He turned to his bride’s mother. “You’ve given me a gift,” he began, “a gift that…” Here he paused in thought, whereupon his mother-in-law completed the sentence, “That you can’t return!”

2 Everyone was seated around the table as the food was being served. When little Logan received his plate, he started eating right away. “Logan, wait until we say our prayer,” his mother reminded him. “I don’t have to,” the little boy replied. “Of course you do,” his mother insisted, “we say a prayer before eating at our house.” “That’s at our house,” Logan explained, “but this is Grandma’s house and she knows how to cook.”

3 Wife: Whatcha doing? Me: Nothing. Wife: You did that yesterday. Me: I wasn’t finished.

4 A little boy went to the store with his grandmother and on the way home, he was looking at the things she had purchased. He found a package of panty hose and began to sound out the words “QUEEN SIZE”. He then turned to his grandmother and exclaimed, “Look Granny, YOU wear the same size as our bed!”