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Day 2 from the Edinburgh Fringe Festival

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A 7-Day Celebration of Comedy’s Biggest Festival

Starts at 60 is celebrating the Edinburgh Fringe Festival with a week’s worth of the sharpest one-liners doing the rounds in 2026, one day at a time. All jokes attributed to the touring comedians performing them this August.

 

I’m having an awful time at the moment. The back of my car fell off and you’ll never guess what you can’t buy at a car boot sale.

Anna Thomas

Do you know what a husband is? It’s a man you rescue before they choose to become a DJ.

Elf Lyons

I’m sex positive, by which I mean I have an STD.

Burger and a Pint

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