Two ladies were discussing the upcoming dance at the country club. “We’re supposed to wear something that matches our husband’s hair… so I’m wearing black,” said Mrs Smith.

“Oh my,” said Mrs Jones, “I’d better not go.”

A man gets out of the shower flaunting his nakedness to his wife.

While he is walking towards her in all his glory he asks what would people think if I went out on the street like this?

“People would think I married you for your money,” she shared.