At birth, success is being alive.

At age 3, success is not pooping in your pants.

At age 10, success is having friends.

At age 16, success is having your learner’s permit.

At age 20, success is having sex.

At age 30, success is having money.

At age 40, success is having money.

At age 60, success is having sex.

At age 70, success is having your driver’s licence.

At age 80, success is having friends.

At age 85, success is not pooping in your pants.

At age 100, success is being alive.