Three sisters aged 96, 94, and 92 lived together.

One day, the 96-year-old went upstairs to take a bath. Just as she stepped into the full tub, she called out, “Am I getting in the bath or out of it?”

“Hang on,” the 94-year-old yelled. “I’ll check.” Midway on the stairs, she paused and called down to her sister, “Was I coming up the stairs or going down?”

The youngest sister chuckled to herself, saying, “I hope I never get that forgetful, knock on wood.”

She then shouted, “I’ll come up to check on both of you after I see who’s at the door.”

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