Four married men go fishing. They’re sitting, and fishing and drinking beer in the boat, when suddenly the first man says:
“You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out fishing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I will paint every room in the house next weekend.”
Second man says “That is nothing, I had to promise my wife that I will build her a new deck for the pool.”
Third man retorts “Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that I will remodel the kitchen for her.”
They continue to fish when they realised that the fourth man has not said a word. So they asked him. “You haven’t said anything about what you had to do to be able to come fishing this weekend. What’s the deal?”