A man is trying to understand the nature of God, time, and the Universe. He asks God: “How long is a billion years to you?”

God says: “A billion years is like a second to me.”

The man asks: “Well, how much is a billion dollars to you?”

God says: “A billion dollars is like a penny to me.”

So the man says: “God, can I have a penny?”

And God replies: “In a sec.”