During his physical, the doctor asked the patient about his daily activity level.
The man thought for a moment and said, “Well, yesterday afternoon, I waded along the edge of a lake, drank eight beers, escaped from wild dogs in the heavy brush, jumped away from an aggressive rattlesnake, marched up and down several rocky hills, stood in a patch of poison ivy, crawled out of quicksand and took four leaks behind big trees.”
The doctor was surprised. “Well,” the doctor said, “it’s some unusual activities, but you must be one hell of an outdoors man”
”NAH,” he replied, “I’m just a rubbish golfer.”