Two policemen call the station on the radio.

“Hello. Is that you Sarge?”

“Yes?”

“We have a case here. A woman has shot her husband for stepping on the floor she had just mopped clean”

“Have you arrested the woman?”

“No sir. The floor is still wet”.

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