Some days call for deep thoughts and meaningful conversation — and other days call for completely random jokes that make you snort-laugh without warning. This collection is a grab bag of humour from every corner of life, serving up quick one-liners, delightfully bad puns, and the kind of jokes you’ll immediately want to repeat to whoever is within earshot.

Perfect for breaking the ice, lifting a mood, or procrastinating productively, these jokes prove that laughter doesn’t need a theme — just a willingness to embrace the wonderfully ridiculous.

I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised.

How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it.

President Lincoln was approached by a woman after a political speech… If you were my husband I would poison your tea. Lincoln replied…if you are my wife I’ll gladly drink it.

My grandfather has the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban at the zoo.

Have you heard the joke about yoga. Never mind – its a bit of a stretch.