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Daily Joke: What does a chicken give you?

Nov 09, 2025

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Teacher: Kids, what does the chicken give you? Student: Meat!

Teacher: Very good! Now what does the pig give you? Student: Bacon!

Teacher: Great! And what does the fat cow give you? Student: Homework!

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