From clever cows to cheeky pigs and one very hungry rooster, these farmyard jokes are packed with groan-worthy punchlines and plenty of laughs.
A farmer was munching on a cookie, as he watches the rooster chase a hen around. Playfully, the farmer throws a piece of cookie to the ground. Seeing it, the rooster stops chasing the hen and runs to the piece of cookie. The farmer shakes his head slowly and says, “Gosh, I hope I never get THAT hungry.”
Why did the pig dump her boyfriend? Because he was a real BOAR.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
What do you call a sleeping bull? A Bulldozer.
What did the mama cow say to the baby cow? It’s pasture bedtime.
Farmer Giles is so interested in conserving energy, he built a pig-powered car. He has to get rid of it, though. Every time he turns a corner, the tyres squeal
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose.