1. Vengeance and the Boss “My boss says I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We’ll see about that.”

2. “The reason we ‘nod off to sleep’ is so it looks like we’re just emphatically agreeing with everything when we’re in a boring meeting.”

3. Emergency Contact Humor “When an employment application asks who is to be notified in case of emergency, I always write, ‘A very good doctor’.”

4. Team Work Irony “Team work is important; it helps to put the blame on someone else.”

5. Multitasking Expertise “I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once.”