My small grandson got lost in Myer. He approached a uniformed security guard and said, “I’ve lost my grandpa!” “The guard asked, “What’s he like?”

The little devil hesitated for a moment and then replied, much to the guard’s shock and horror, 

“Gordon’s Gin and women with big boobs”!

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