Two elderly Irishmen, Paddy and Mick, were in a bar enjoying a drink.

An old retriever dog was in the corner of the bar licking his nether area.

Paddy turned to Mick and said. “You see that old dog Mick? I would love to be able to do that”.

Mick had a sip of his drink and replied to Paddy.

“Well Paddy if you pat him nicely, he might let you”.

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