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Daily Joke: Two caterpillars are escaping a spider

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Two caterpillars were trying to escape from a spider. Source: Getty Images

Two caterpillars are escaping a spider. They climb up a small branch and get to the edge, but realise they are now trapped.

“Hold on tight!” says the first caterpillar, and he quickly chews through the branch.

It snaps and they begin to fall, but he grabs two protruding twigs and steers the branch through the air with grace and finesse.

“That’s amazing!” says the second caterpillar. “How are you doing that?!”

The first caterpillar scoffs. “Am I the only one in the whole damn forest who knows how to drive a stick?”

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