My mother and father had just retired and were discussing plans for their future…

“What will you do if I die before you do?” Dad asked Mum.

After some thought, she said that she’d probably look for a house-sharing situation with three other single or widowed women who might be a little younger than herself since she is so active for her age.

Then Mum asked Dad, “What will you do if I die first?”

He replied, “Probably the same thing”.