A businessman was worried about the fluctuations in the stock market so he went to his financial adviser and asked if he should be concerned about his investments.

“Well, let me put it this way,” his advisor replied. “I sleep like a baby.”

The businessman was amazed and said: “Really? Even with all the market fluctuations?”

“Yes. I sleep for a couple of hours,” he replied. “Then I wake up and cry for a couple of hours.”