Jake was dying. His wife sat at the bedside.

Jake looked up and said weakly, ‘I have something I must confess.’

‘There’s no need to, ‘his wife replied.

‘No,’ he insisted, ‘I want to die in peace… I slept with your sister, your best friend, her best friend and your mother!’ 

‘I know,’ she replied. ‘Now just rest and let the poison work.’

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