"They would all rush down and run alongside the car as a bid to welcome me home."
"This is quite possibly the silliest idea someone has ever come up with."
Karen's body was missing for over six months before it was eventually found in bushland in the Mount Macedon Regional Park.
Well, it was 25C, which passes for a heatwave in the UK.
"They've been hard-working people who have raised a family, who have paid taxes all their lives and deserve a comfortable standard of living."
Security footage shows her jumping overboard while her distraught husband tries to stop her.
" ... it was just an awful experience."
The legendary Nine Network star passed away after battling Alzheimer’s and emphysema for the past eight years.
The police were also contacted over the embarrassing incident.
The cheesy topping is a winner every time.
Almeda's husband is younger than her grandson, but insists he's "really mature for his age".
Tumours are more likely to become deadly in widowed and single people.
She's forgiven him for having sex with men throughout much of their 24-year partnership.
People are self-diagnosing based on internet searches, then insisting their GP order tests.
Side-effects can include vision or hearing loss, bloody urine and an irregular heartbeat.
People can't be cured of the smelly green discharge and bleeding from their genitals.
"I want to spend my pension as I wish."
This second round hit to the savings of retirees and pensioners comes off the back of the $56 billion tax grab Labor outlined last month.
Treasurer Scott Morrison says some of the misbehaviour uncovered so far by the royal commission into banking could result in jail time for execs.
A highly individual, less religious generation is now in control and it's not good news for traditional funeral homes.
After fighting for the $220,000 inheritance money, Brodie Bond spent it all on ice and luxuries - including a car she later crashed.