A bus load of tourists arrives at Runnymede in London. They gather around their guide who says: “This is the spot where the barons forced King John to sign the Magna Carta.”
A man at the front of the crowd asks: “When did that happen?”
“1215,” answers the guide. The man looks at his watch and says: “Damn! Just missed it by half an hour!”
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