This might be the worst airport sandwich of all time

When you fork out $8.90 for a sandwich you’d think you would be getting something packed to the brim; salad,
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When you fork out $8.90 for a sandwich you’d think you would be getting something packed to the brim; salad, cheese meat, crusty bread – maybe even a little mayo or sauce to really top it off.

That unfortunately wasn’t the case for Azilef Speers who shared a photo of a pathetic sandwich she bought at the Ibiza Airport in Spain.

Azilef paid 6.05 euro (around $8.90) for the ‘premium ham sandwich’ only to unwrap the saddest looking excuse for a sandwich she’d ever seen.

She posted the photo on Facebook saying, “Ibiza airport ripoff 6.05 euros for this utter rubbish,” she captioned the photo. “Made by NEWREST GROUP HOLDING. What a damned cheek”.

People quickly sent the image viral with hundreds of people sharing it across their pages.

Some people pointed out that it has some stiff competition is the ‘world’s worst airport food’ stakes though, reminding us the bacon and egg bap someone bought for £3.20 ($5.90) from Edinburgh Airport last year.

The roll featured what might be the world’s smallest fried egg and one pathetic strip of bacon.

To make matters worse the poor customer didn’t even complain about it as they said they just assumed this was what airport food looked like!

The famous egg and bacon sandwich.
The famous egg and bacon sandwich.

The funnest complaint about airport food though has to go to Oliver Beale who penned a personal letter to Richard Branson after enduring a “culinary journey of hell” on his flight from Mumbai to Heathrow.

Oliver called the food on board the flight “a crime against bloody cooking” and posted a sent a series of photos to go with it.

Take a look at his hilarious letter below and tell us if you’ve ever had a bad experience with airport food!

“Dear Mr Branson,

“I love the Virgin brand, I really do which is why I continue to use it despite a series of unfortunate incidents over the last few years. This latest incident takes the biscuit.

“Ironically, by the end of the flight I would have gladly paid over a thousand rupees for a single biscuit following the culinary journey of hell I was subjected to at the hands of your corporation.

“Look at this Richard. Just look at it:

Look at this Richard, just look at it... Why have I been given it?
Look at this Richard, just look at it… Why have I been given it?

“I imagine the same questions are racing through your brilliant mind as were racing through mine on that fateful day. What is this? Why have I been given it? What have I done to deserve this? And, which one is the starter, which one is the desert?

“You don’t get to a position like yours Richard with anything less than a generous sprinkling of observational power so I KNOW you will have spotted the tomato next to the two yellow shafts of sponge on the left. Yes, it’s next to the sponge shaft without the green paste. That’s got to be the clue hasn’t it. No sane person would serve a desert with a tomato would they. Well answer me this Richard, what sort of animal would serve a desert with peas in:

A dessert with peas in it? Seriously?
A dessert with peas in it? Seriously?

“I know it looks like a bhaji but it’s in custard Richard, custard. It must be the pudding. Well you’ll be fascinated to hear that it wasn’t custard. It was a sour gel with a clear oil on top. It’s only redeeming feature was that it managed to be so alien to my palette that it took away the taste of the curry emanating from our miscellaneous central cuboid of beige matter. Perhaps the meal on the left might be the desert after all.

“Anyway, this is all irrelevant at the moment. I was raised strictly but neatly by my parents and if they knew I had started desert before the main course, a sponge shaft would be the least of my worries. So lets peel back the tin-foil on the main dish and see what’s on offer.

“I’ll try and explain how this felt. Imagine being a twelve year old boy Richard. Now imagine it’s Christmas morning and you’re sat their with your final present to open. It’s a big one, and you know what it is. It’s that Goodmans stereo you picked out the catalogue and wrote to Santa about.

“Only you open the present and it’s not in there. It’s your hamster Richard. It’s your hamster in the box and it’s not breathing. That’s how I felt when I peeled back the foil and saw this:

It’s your hamster in the box and it’s not breathing…. we’ve all been there.
It’s your hamster in the box and it’s not breathing…. we’ve all been there.

“Now I know what you’re thinking. You’re thinking it’s more of that Bhaji custard. I admit I thought the same too, but no. It’s mustard Richard. MUSTARD. More mustard than any man could consume in a month. On the left we have a piece of broccoli and some peppers in a brown glue-like oil and on the right the chef had prepared some mashed potato. The potato masher had obviously broken and so it was decided the next best thing would be to pass the potatoes through the digestive tract of a bird.

“Once it was regurgitated it was clearly then blended and mixed with a bit of mustard. Everybody likes a bit of mustard Richard.

“By now I was actually starting to feel a little hypoglycaemic. I needed a sugar hit. Luckily there was a small cookie provided. It had caught my eye earlier due to it’s baffling presentation:

A cookie or a piece of evidence from CSI?
A cookie or a piece of evidence from CSI?

“It appears to be in an evidence bag from the scene of a crime. A CRIME AGAINST BLOODY COOKING. Either that or some sort of back-street underground cookie, purchased off a gun-toting maniac high on his own supply of yeast. You certainly wouldn’t want to be caught carrying one of these through customs. Imagine biting into a piece of brass Richard. That would be softer on the teeth than the specimen above.

“I was exhausted. All I wanted to do was relax but obviously I had to sit with that mess in front of me for half an hour. I swear the sponge shafts moved at one point.

“Once cleared, I decided to relax with a bit of your world-famous on-board entertainment. I switched it on:

It’s hard enough to make sense of what London mayor Boris Johnson says at the best of time without this imitation of The Ring.
It’s hard enough to make sense of what London mayor Boris Johnson says at the best of time without this imitation of The Ring.

“I apologise for the quality of the photo, it’s just it was incredibly hard to capture Boris Johnson’s face through the flickering white lines running up and down the screen. Perhaps it would be better on another channel:

Is this Ray Liotta? Who knows, the poor hungry passenger couldn’t decide in the half hour he was trying to watch the film.
Is this Ray Liotta? Who knows, the poor hungry passenger couldn’t decide in the half hour he was trying to watch the film.

“Is that Ray Liotta? A question I found myself asking over and over again throughout the gruelling half-hour I attempted to watch the film like this. After that I switched off. I’d had enough. I was the hungriest I’d been in my adult life and I had a splitting headache from squinting at a crackling screen.

“My only option was to simply stare at the seat in front and wait for either food, or sleep. Neither came for an incredibly long time. But when it did it surpassed my wildest expectations:

Hmmmm, white stuff.
Hmmmm, white stuff.

“Yes! It’s another crime-scene cookie. Only this time you dunk it in the white stuff.

“Richard…. What is that white stuff? It looked like it was going to be yoghurt. It finally dawned on me what it was after staring at it. It was a mixture between the Bhaji custard and the Mustard sauce. It reminded me of my first week at university. I had overheard that you could make a drink by mixing vodka and refreshers. I lied to my new friends and told them I’d done it loads of times. When I attempted to make the drink in a big bowl it formed a cheese Richard, a cheese. That cheese looked a lot like your bhaji-mustard.

“So that was that Richard. I didn’t eat a bloody thing. My only question is: How can you live like this? I can’t imagine what dinner round your house is like, it must be like something out of a nature documentary.

“As I said at the start I love your brand, I really do. It’s just a shame such a simple thing could bring it crashing to it’s knees and begging for sustenance.

“Yours Sincerely,

“Oliver Beale.

What did you think about Oliver’s letter? Can you relate to a bad travel experience like this?

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