In Travel on Sunday 1st Jul, 2018

Travel at 60 Daily Joke: A woman visits an airport

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A sweet young lady was conducting a study into human sexual behaviour. She sat down to think and came to the conclusion that the best place to find participants for the survey would be the airport, as there was a wide range of different people going through.

After about three hours of questioning passengers, she sees a pilot walking to his gate. Having heard of the reputation of pilots she stops him, “excuse me, captain,” she says, “I am doing a survey on human sexuality… I was wondering if you could answer a few questions?”.

The pilot agrees, and the young lady starts questioning him. After three of four questions, she asks him, “and when was the last time you had sex?”.

Straight away the captain replies, “1959”. The girl is shocked, she looks at the captain and asks, “1959, isn’t that a long time ago?”.

“Oh,” the pilot replies, “I guess so, but it’s only 2015 now”.

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