In July, the lucky folks in Sydney, Brisbane and Melbourne – and in Auckland in August – are to have the wonderful heaven-sent opportunity to see and hear the British author and lecturer David Icke.
Mr Icke is in the very front row of conspiracy theorists and his chief theory is that the world is run by a cabal of giant shape-shifting lizards. This cabal includes the British Royal Family, several US Presidents and assorted other politicians, show business stars and many others.
Yes, the Royal Family and all of the other reptilian humanoids regularly indulge in bizarre orgies when they change into their true selves and become giant lizards. Then they eat human children. In fact, it is by tearing children apart by her teeth and claws when she becomes a giant lizard and then consuming them live that the Queen has been able to live such a long and active life. And her family from Prince Philip down are also really giant lizards.
Now, isn’t that a great argument for a republic?
Now and again these secret reptilians must inter-breed with humans and this is why Prince Charles married Lady Diana who, after producing two children, was murdered by the reptilians.
And, in fact, the moon is really a hollow artificial construction from which the reptilians broadcast what he calls an “artificial sense of self and the world” that we lesser mortals mistakenly perceive as reality.
Just in case you don’t understand what is really happening Mr Icke spells it out – “Humanity is actually under the control of dinosaur-like alien reptiles called the Babylon Brotherhood who must consume human blood to maintain their human appearance.”
David Icke had an unremarkable early life although a life with some professional success.
Now 63, he was a soccer player with some ability as a teenager and young man until rheumatoid arthritis stopped that potential career. He then became a sports journalist and presenter ultimately becoming co-host of the then BBC flagship national sports programme, “Grandstand”. He was a household name.
His BBC contract was terminated in 1990 because of his politics and he drifted into the UK Green Party and became a high-profile spokesman and advocate.
His so-called journey of discovery began in 1990 when he met a “psychic healer” he consulted for help with his arthritis and she revealed to him that he had been sent to heal the earth and that the spirit world was going to pass ideas and revelations to him. And, God bless them, the spirit world hasn’t stopped literally bombarding him with revelations and predictions.
In March 1991, he held a media conference to announce that he was the “Son of the Godhead” and he did an extraordinary interview with Terry Wogan on the BBC expanding on his theories and it made him a national laughing stock. He wore a turquoise outfit for the interview explaining that this colour was a conduit for positive energy.
It seems that every single thing in history proves the existence of the Reptilian Brotherhood – the opening and closing ceremonies of the London Olympics in 2012 were “mass satanic rituals”, a “Jewish clique” created the First World War, the Russian Revolution and the Second World War while former US President George W Bush who incidentally is a “drug baron and paedophile” is, it seems, a really important reptilian.
Mr Icke has had some truly terrifying experiences himself. He explained, “I once had an extraordinary experience with former (British) Prime Minister Ted Heath. Both of his eyes, including the whites, turned jet black, and I seemed to be looking into two black holes.” Oddly enough, the late Mr Heath never ever mentioned this encounter but, of course, he wouldn’t, would he?
Mr Icke doesn’t just reply upon his network to provide him with revelations. In his 1999 book, “The Biggest Secret” he drew extensively on the experiences of California (USA) woman, Arizona Wilder.
It seems Ms Wilder was raised from childhood to be a High Priestess of something or another and was actually mind-programmed by Dr Josef Mengele, the Nazi crank who performed bizarre and sadistic experiments on concentration camp inmates. Actually, she explains, Dr Mengele was smuggled into the USA by the government to conduct experiments on children.
Ms Wilder has been a rich source of primary material for Mr Icke as she has, among other things, actually met “cloned cyborg dolphin- aliens known as cybers and real aliens” at a secret underground US military base.
Now all you have to do is visit www.davidicke.com to buy your tickets and Mr Icke’s books and DVDs and the awful, scary truth will be revealed.
Tell us, do you think these theories make any sense at all?
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