Have you ever had a stupid pick up line tried on you? It was a very long time ago when I did, too long to remember, but think I might have hit someone who tried these… or perhaps they might have just caused me a severe gastric reaction.
1. You may fall from the sky, you may fall from the tree, but the best way to fall….is in love with me. ….(OH YUCK!)
2. If I had a nickle for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you I would have five cents!
3. I wish the alphabet would rearrange itself so that I could be next to you.
4. A boy gives a girl a dozen roses eleven are real and one is fake, and told her he would love her until the last rose died…(OK that one isn’t a bad trick.)
5. Can you catch? Cause I think I am falling in love with you!
6. Do you believe in love at first sight? Or do I need to walk by you again?
7. You know, you might be asked to leave soon. Your making the other girls look bad! (Lame)
8. Is your father a thief? ‘Cause he stole the sparkle from the stars and put it in your eyes. (Get me a bucket!!!)
9. I’m sorry were you talking to me? “No” then please start!
10. For a moment I thought I had died and gone to heaven. Now I see that I am very much alive, and heaven has been brought to me (violins, orchestra, ? bucket again?)
11. Are you lost? ‘Cause it’s so strange to see an angel so far from heaven.
12. I wish I was one of your tears, so I could be born in your eye, run down your cheek, and die on your lips. (Crikey)
13. Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
They are all so bad, but then, if I had someone try one at my age I would probably fall over from the shock.
photo: Crissy Teena