Thirteen for Thursday: The worst pick up lines 0



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Have you ever had a stupid pick up line tried on you? It was a very long time ago  when I did, too long to remember, but think I might have hit someone who tried these… or perhaps they might have just caused me  a severe gastric reaction.


1.  You may fall from the sky, you may fall from the tree, but the best way to fall….is in love with me. ….(OH YUCK!)

2.  If I had a nickle for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you I would have five cents!

3.  I wish the alphabet would rearrange itself so that I could be next to you.

4.  A boy gives a girl a dozen roses eleven are real and one is fake, and told her he would love her until the last rose died…(OK that one isn’t a bad trick.)

5.  Can you catch? Cause I think I am falling in love with you!

6.  Do you believe in love at first sight? Or do I need to walk by you again?

7.  You know, you might be asked to leave soon. Your making the other girls look bad! (Lame)

8.  Is your father a thief? ‘Cause he stole the sparkle from the stars and put it in your eyes. (Get me a bucket!!!)

9.  I’m sorry were you talking to me? “No” then please start!

10. For a moment I thought I had died and gone to heaven. Now I see that I am very much alive, and heaven has been brought to me (violins, orchestra, ? bucket again?)

11.  Are you lost? ‘Cause it’s so strange to see an angel so far from heaven.

12.  I wish I was one of your tears, so I could be born in your eye, run down your cheek, and die on your lips. (Crikey)

13.  Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?


They are all so bad, but then, if I had someone try one at my age I would probably fall over from the shock.



photo: Crissy Teena

Jacqui Lee

Jacqui Lee is 75 and now retired but the last ten years or so have been some of her busiest. She worked at a hospital, where she took several Certificated courses, she cleaned a school, helped to run two conventions, wrote short stories, started painting, and in fact is never bored even now, "I honestly feel we are lucky to still be upright and breathing, and my motto is, Remember yesterday, dream of tomorrow, but live today. I love fun, clothes, food and friends."

  1. Let me first say I know nothing about football or the players. Many years ago I went to a nightclub in king street Melbourne as a Cavour for a friend. The first man who spoke to me said ” hi my name is Michael Tuck. Fancy a F@@k. He was most upset that not only did I not know who he was but I didn’t care either and I hit him very hard while saying no thanks. Think I would rather have one of the above pick ups any day lol

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    • I had to Google him! And good on you for hitting him.
      I was once accosted by a man on a busy Brisbane street in the early 80’s who looked me up and down and then said, “I’d like to f**k you.” I was so enraged that I said to him, “I’d like to punch you; in fact I will.” And so I did – but realising that I was very angry, I pulled the punch as it landed on his shoulder. Guess what? He was shocked and angry! I turned on my heel and strode down the street with him running after me saying he was going to punch me back, so I stopped and faced him. He didn’t. But when I got to my bus stop, I started to shake and burst into tears!

  2. When I was a young and innocent 19 year old, on a date, I was asked to ‘come up and see my etchings’. Luckily he took pity on me when I asked if he had many drawings. 🙂
    Guess it is not really a pick up line.

  3. Many years ago, a gentleman (?) many years older than me asked “Where have you been all my life” – couldn’t resist replying with a line I pinched from a movie (never dreamed I’d get the opportunity of using it) …. “For the first half of it I was born!!”

    He quickly called me a rude word and marched off – I only told the truth.

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