Think yourself lucky you weren’t around, and sick, in 1902! There were no antibiotics in those days, little or anaesthetics and only liniment rubs for a cold or cough. It was also a period when the medicines that were used would scare us to death today!
How about trying this: take half an ounce of turpentine, the yolk of an egg and half a pint of gruel. Mix the turpentine and egg together and add to the gruel. This was to use as an anthelmintic, which is to say, it was supposed to rid you of intestinal worms. Sounds like fun doesn’t it, but you ‘aint heard nothin’ yet, as they say!
How about this for a sore throat: Mix six ounces of decoction of bark with two ounces of tincture of myrrh, and half a drachm of diluted sulphuric acid. It doesn’t tell us whether we should drink it, gargle it or rub it on the outside of the throat; I suppose if you were alive in 1902, you would know what to do!
Do you suffer from ulcers or bruises? We have just the thing for you: Mix two drachms of bruised opium with half a pint of boiling water. Use when cold (smoke any opium you have left over, I suppose). Then we come to ‘Yellow Lotion’, in which case we are supposed to dissolve one grain of corrosive sublimate (whatever that is) in an ounce of lime water, taking care to bruise the crystals of the salt in order to assist its solution and use it as a detergent, noting that the corrosive sublimate is a violent and deadly poison.
This next one sounds pretty efficient to me! Take 20 grains of acetate of lead and a drachm of powdered opium, mix, and add an ounce of vinegar and four ounces of warm water. Set aside for an hour and then filter – you then use it as an astringent. For a sedative I recommend that you boil one drachm of bruised galls in 12 ounces of water until only half a pint remains, then strain, and add one ounce of Laudanum.
We can cure almost anything here, for instance scrofulous ulcerations present no problem, merely mix one drachm of oxide of zinc with one ounce of lard and apply to the affected area twice a day. (Don’t go near any pigs, you might offend them, especially if the lard is from one of their brothers).
Apparently, if you suffer from chapped or sore lips, you should take an ounce of oil of almonds and half an ounce of alkanet, mix them together and let them stand in a warm place for an hour, and strain the mix. Then melt one and a half ounces of white wax and half an ounce of spermaceti with the oil and stir until it begins to thicken, and then add 12 drops of otto of roses. Apply generously to the lips (and challenge someone to kiss you – it’s likely you’ll have no takers!) In case you’ve never heard of it ‘otto’ is an essential perfumed oil, made from flowers.
And here’s a beauty if you think you’re withholding fluid in your body and you require a diuretic. Dissolve one drachm of powdered nitre in three ounces of camphor mixture; add five ounces of a decoction of broom, with six drachms of sweet spirits of nitre and three drachms of tincture of squills. Mix. Dose: One teaspoonful every two hours. Use: excellent in dropsies.
This is just a tiny percentage of the many potions and pills our ancestors used to take and it makes horrifying reading, doesn’t it! I think it amazing that the human race is still around to tell the tale, thank goodness new ideas are now here to help us, though I very much doubt that some of these are any better for us than the above list – we just call them by fancier names nowadays!
Information extracted from ‘Enquire Within upon Everything’ 1902 edition.
Tell us, are you glad you were around for modern medicine? Or were the original methods better?