13 for Thursday: Why men prefer a dog to a wife!

Dogs are the best people or so they say… Here is my 13 for Thursday. Why men prefer a dog to a wife… I hope you have a giggle along with me!

1. The later you are the more excited your dog is to see you.

2. Dog’s don’t notice if you call them by another name.

3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.

4. A dog’s parents never visit.

5. Dogs understand that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.

6. Dogs find you amusing when drunk.

7. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.

8. A dog will not wake you up at night to say “If I died would you get another dog?”

9. If a dog has babies you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.

10. A dog will let you put a studded collar on him.

11. If a dog smells another dog on you they don’t get mad.

12. If a dog leaves it won’t take half your stuff.

13. If you lock your dog and your wife in the garage for an hour,.. guess who would be pleased to see you…