These hilarious one-liners are proof our grandkids are wiser than we think!

“I’m not broken, I’m a human” – sometimes our grandkids can say some pretty honest things without realising, and we just have to laugh!

While they may be young and small, they aren’t always as naive as they seem. Leslie McCollom knows this all too well – she’s a preschool teacher and she records what her little students say on her popular Twitter, Preschool Gems. The unfiltered insights are priceless!

Here’s a few of our favourites for you to have a giggle at today:

“I’ve been longing and longing to see a germ.”

— Preschool Gems (@PreschoolGems) July 23, 2015

“My whole body is saying something but I don’t know what it is.” — Preschool Gems (@PreschoolGems) June 30, 2015

“I love you but I gotta go.”

— Preschool Gems (@PreschoolGems) June 5, 2015

“Hey, Guy. Look, I know I don’t you at all, but I’ve got a whole lot of opinions about Broccoli I’d like to share.” — Preschool Gems (@PreschoolGems) April 16, 2015

“Strawberries are the fruit of knowledge.”

— Preschool Gems (@PreschoolGems) March 26, 2015

“I don’t care if I break my leg, I just wanna have fun.”

— Preschool Gems (@PreschoolGems) December 27, 2014

 

“You can never change your mind about special promises.”

— Preschool Gems (@PreschoolGems) December 10, 2014

“Leafs go where the wind blows them.”

— Preschool Gems (@PreschoolGems) November 26, 2014

 

“Carrots are good for your eyeballs. Actually, EVERYTHING is good for your eyeballs.”

— Preschool Gems (@PreschoolGems) November 14, 2014

“I know what the F word is. It’s fock.”

— Preschool Gems (@PreschoolGems) November 3, 2014

 

“I want someone to keep me company while I read my book.”

— Preschool Gems (@PreschoolGems) September 29, 2014

“I don’t get my own jokes.”

— Preschool Gems (@PreschoolGems) May 20, 2014

 

What have you learnt from your grandkids?