The Santa gift guide for funny bastards 17



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Christmas is just around the corner and quite a few of us have yet to finish our shopping. There are so many options for presents and this list keeps all budgets in mind. These gifts are perfect if you enjoy a joke or know someone who will appreciate a joke!

Here’s our top 12 gag gifts this Christmas:


1. Lazy mop slippers


$7.45 via Funny Gifts for Christmas

Great for anyone who loves a clean home but hates feeling like they are mopping up every day – these slippers are perfect for you! With built-in mops you clean the floor as you walk.

2. Wine Sippy Cup

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 $14.99 via Travino

This gift is great for picnics and comes in a number of bright colours. It is perfect for someone who loves a glass at wine but is prone to spilling it and ruining another top.

3. Diamond Mug


$10.99 via Funny Gifts for Christmas

The Diamond Ring Mug is a perfect cheeky gift that is sure to get a few laughs. This mug is great for tea and coffee drinkers alike.

4. Decision Cube


Free via Home Made Gifts Made Easy

If you know someone who is newly retired this present is a cheap and creative alternative. Just download the template and print it out to create the “Activity Decision Cube”. If you are feeling extra creative there is the option to write your own text by downloading this template.

5. Retirement Cards


Free via Home Made Gifts Made Easy

For friends or family that are retiring or almost retired, this gift of humorous business cards is just right. Using this template you can design and customise business cards that are sure to give your friend or colleague a good laugh.

6. Condiment Gun


$18.95 via Gifts Australia

The Condiment Gun is exactly what you should give to a friend who has young grandchildren to make meal times more fun.

7. Duck Colander


$49.95 via Hard to Find

The Donkey Products Goosey Bowl & Colander Set has bright colours and humorous handles and is the amusing present for friends who spend a lot of time in the kitchen.

8. Pasta Measuring Tool


$27.95 via Hard to Find

Another gift for friends who have grandchildren, the DOIY I Could Eat A pasta measuring tool is sure to delight and entertain the grandchildren.

9. Cookie Stamp


$33.95 via Hard to Find

The Suck UK Cookie Stamp is ideal for anyone who loves to bake cookies and also has a sense of humour. When the cookies come out of the oven they have the imprint of “Eat Me” on them and are sure to bring a smile to the recipient’s face.

10. Emergency Underpants


$13.81 via Gadgets and Gears

As far as practical jokes go, the Emergency Underpants Dispenser is one of the best and you can give this to someone special if you want to make them laugh.

11. Egg Seperator


$15.95 via Latest Buy

The Yolkfish Eggwhite Separator is a fun and unique way to give someone an easy way to seperate eggs and can make baking quicker and less stressful.

12. Ring for Wine Bell


$9.95 from Gift Box

The Ring a Bell for Wine is a humorous gift that is sure to make your partner laugh!

Do you have any other funny gift ideas?


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  1. The lump of coal would be good for Tony Abbott, he said coal was good for humanity 🙂

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  2. I make my own gag gifts. I google what I want, pick something and make the gag. I can only ever give them to very select friends though, such is my warped sense of humour.

  3. I would like to give this piece of coal to Greg Hunt, hoping he would shove it where the sun don’t shine.

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