Older ladies… You’re awesome

Oct 25, 2015

We’ve been sent this video by a number of people, and it sure did put a smile on our face. We hope it can get your Sunday off and laughing. It’s called Older ladies are Divine!
We hope you enjoy the sense of humour these ladies have employed in putting this together.

We absolutely love the words too…

Well, I ain’t 16, not a beauty queen.
My eyes are baggin’ and my skin is saggin’
And if that’s the reason that you don’t love me,
Maybe that’s not love.

I ain’t 20 either and I don’t care neither.
My hair is gray and I like it that way.
And if that’s the reason that you don’t love me,
Maybe that’s not love.

If you don’t think I rock, we ain’t gonna roll.
If you don’t think I hung the moon, my hot just turned to cold. If you wanna younger model, I wish you well, sweet pea.
Cuz if you can’t see what it is you’ve have,
Then you ain’t having me.

I got cellulite and achin’ feet
My thighs jiggle when I giggle and wiggle
And if that’s the reason that you don’t love me,
Maybe that’s not love.

My tummy ain’t tucked or liposucked.
It’s a little poochy, but I still Hoochy Koochy
And if that’s the reason that you don’t love me,
Maybe that’s not love.

See, I’m no longer desperate. I’ll only have a man
Who has got the eyes to see how HOT that I still am.
If you want a younger model, I wish you well sweet pea.
If you can’t see what it is you have,
you ain’t having me.
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Older ladies, older ladies, older ladies… are DIVINE!!! !
I gotta chicken neck and I love it, by heck
It makes a double chin whenever I grin
And if that’s the reason that you don’t love me,
Maybe that’s not love.

WellI got saggy breasts that droop from my chest,
and purt near hang all the way to my nest.
And if that’s the reason that you don’t love me,
Maybe that’s not love.

Older ladies, older ladies, older ladies… are DIVINE!!! Older ladies, older ladies, older ladies… are DIVINE!

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