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A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blonde female neighbour came out of the house and went straight to the mail box.

She opened it, slammed it shut, and stormed back in the house.

A little later she came out of her house and again went to the mail box and again opened it, then slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went.

As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here she came out again, marched to the mail box, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever.

Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, “Is something wrong?”

To which she replied, “There certainly is! My stupid computer keeps giving me a message saying, “YOU’VE GOT MAIL!”



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    • Australia Computer Terminology – Getting ready for Broadband in the bush!!

      LOGON: Adding wood to make the barbie hotter
      LOG OFF: Not adding any more wood to the barbie.
      MONITOR: Keeping an eye on the barbie.
      DOWNLOAD: Getting the firewood off the ute.
      HARD DRIVE: Making the trip back home without any cold tinnies.
      KEYBOARD: Where you hang the ute keys.
      WINDOWS: What you shut when the weather’s cold.
      SCREEN: What you shut in the mozzie season..
      BYTE: What mozzies do
      MEGABYTE: What Townsville mozzies do.
      CHIP: A pub snack.
      MICROCHIP: What’s left in the bag after you’ve eaten the chips.
      MODEM: What you did to the lawns.
      LAPTOP: Where the cat sleeps.
      SOFTWARE: Plastic knives and forks you get at Red Rooster.
      HARDWARE: Stainless steel knives and forks – from K-Mart.

      MOUSE: The small rodent that eats the grain in the shed.
      MAINFRAME: What holds the shed up.
      WEB: What spiders make.
      WEBSITE: Usually in the shed or under the verandah.
      SEARCH ENGINE: What you do when the ute won’t go.
      CURSOR: What you say when the ute won’t go.
      YAHOO: What you say when the ute does go.

      UPGRADE: A steep hill.
      SERVER: The person at the pub who brings out the counter lunch.
      MAIL SERVER: The bloke at the pub who brings out the counter lunch.
      USER: The neighbour who keeps borrowing things.

      NETWORK:What you do when you need to repair the fishing net.

      INTERNET: Where you want the fish to go.
      NETSCAPE: What the fish do when they discover a hole in the net.

      ONLINE: Where you hang the washing.

      OFFLINE: Where the washing ends up when the pegs aren’t strong enough

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