You can’t fool my dad 31



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While my parents were making their funeral arrangements, the cemetery salesman pointed out a plot that he thought they would like.

“You’ll have a beautiful view of the swan pond,” he assured them.

Dad wasn’t sold.

“Unless you’re including a periscope with my casket, I don’t know how I’m going to enjoy it.”


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  1. Which just goes to prove that funerals are for those left behind, not the deceased! 😉

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