Women always win! 62



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A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment.

Suddenly, the man realised that the next day he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00am for an early morning business flight.

Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper, “Please wake me at 5:00am”.

He left it where he knew she would find it.

The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00am and he had missed his flight.

Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn’t awoken him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed.

The paper said, “It is 5:00am. Wake up”.

Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.


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  1. Never allow the Sun to set and find you in a provoked state. Clear the air quickly as it were. Not allowing a place for the Devil to reside in a Comfortable state.

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    • Lighten up lady, it is a joke,

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      • Is it? To me it is just two people being nasty to each other. Why do people like things like Funniest Home Videos where everyone is laughing at someone who usually gets hurt? Sorry but I don’t see things as funny when someone is made fun of like this. You might say it is only a joke but I ask you, would you see the joke?

    • its a fictional joke to highlight the silliness of human nature of fighting that way its meant to remind us of the truth of what u are saying.. so lighten up a little

    • Thanks lainey. I am related to Joe King but I am a Minister as well. I have a lighten up side as u can see.hav a gr8 day.

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