Winston is at it again

A wonderful if probably fictitious anecdote about Winston Churchill. Churchill: Madam, would you sleep with me for five million pounds?
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A wonderful if probably fictitious anecdote about Winston Churchill.

Churchill: Madam, would you sleep with me for five million pounds?

Socialite: My goodness, Mr. Churchill… Well, I suppose… we would have to discuss terms, of course…

Churchill: Would you sleep with me for five pounds?

Socialite: Mr. Churchill, what kind of woman do you think I am?!

Churchill: Madam, we’ve already established that. Now we are haggling about the price.

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  1. Lisa Fenwick

    He once came on very strong to a socialite who told him off for being drunk.. In response he said “woman , next morning I will wake up sober, but you will be still ugly” he was a bit too much lol

  2. Lisa Fenwick

    Aaah he was clever, quick witted and obnoxious , all at once, it suited his personality, his autobiography is an amazing read into the most iconic Brit of recent history.

  3. Maggie Geeves

    That Lady was a member of Pariament Lisa she was a huge lady and not blessed with looks, it happened when he was giving a speech and she stood up and said, You Sir are very Drunk, his reply and you Madam are very ugly but tomorrow i will wake up sober but you will be still ugly great come back

  4. Edwin Brown

    Still not the best one !!!!! That is ……. Sir if you were my husband i would poison your food!!! Reply. Madam if you were my wife i would eat it. !!! OUCH…. the man was brilliant…

  5. Sidnarb Nek

    From one of Churchills parliamentary adversaries; “You sir will die of some unspeakable disease or upon the gallows! “. Churchill rose with dignity and replied dryly; “That sir depends on whether I embrace your mistress or your principles. “. Spontaneous speakers of this caliber do not exist anymore.

  6. Tim Hodgetts

    Churchill a remarkable statesman who led an extraordinary life. His part in forging an Australian legend is not spoken of enough. The World War One campaign that gave us Galipoli

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