Why you should never lose your grandson! 33



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My small grandson got lost in Myer. He approached a uniformed security guard and said, “I’ve lost my grandpa!” “The guard asked, “What’s he like?”

The little devil hesitated for a moment and then replied, much to the guard’s shock and horror, 

“Gordon’s Gin and women with big boobs”!

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  1. Reminds me of my son in preschool. Getting the anti-smoking lessons. Does your Daddy smoke? “No, but he farts.” I wonder if that’s why they chose him for the front page of the paper with the giraffe.

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    • They are such treasures, my son told his teacher that I was in hospital to have fibroids removed but I’m not getting new ones because we can’t afford it!

  2. Hahaha…..I was in charge of the kids as the eldest n trusted at a fete when mother sat down for a cuppa….count to 10 n I’d lost the youngest…..she knew her name all right….we lived with grandparents surname Douglas….ours MacGregor….microphone at the fete loud n clear…..Bubby MacDouglass looking for her sisters……I got there before mother…..but roasted just the same

  3. Hahaha……I have 4 grandsons……if they described me like that I would be immensely proud of them………well, I am anyway!

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