Why we are the way we are

Most seniors never get enough exercise. So in his wisdom, God decreed that seniors would become forgetful that they would have to search for their glasses, keys and other things misplaced and so do some walking. And God looked down and saw that it was good.

Then God saw there was yet another need. So God in his wisdom made seniors loose coordination that they would drop things which would require them to bend and reach and stretch. And God looked down and saw that it was good.

Then God considered the functioning of seniors’ bladders and decided that in His wisdom there might be calls of nature more frequently requiring more trips to the relief station that would burn calories. God looked down and saw that it was good.

Seniors were obliged to exercise more from these senior shortcomings and did become more active as a result. So if you find you are required to get up and down more as you age, remember it’s God’s will and in your best interests even though you mutter under your breath.

So that’s why we are the way we are!

Share this with your friends and have a laugh! Thank you to Catherine Dwyer for sending this in!