Why the blonde’s ears are burning… literally

A blonde man entered the emergency room with his two ears burned. “What happened?” asked the doctor. “Well”, the man explained, “my wife was ironing clothing, behind my chair while I was watching TV. She put down the iron next to the phone and when the phone rang I answered the iron”.

“Wow that is terrible” responded the doctor, and what happened to your other ear?”

“Well” the blonde guy responded, “Right afterwards, the phone rang again!”

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