Whose country is the best?

A Scottsman, a Chinaman, a Pom and an Aussie were in the pub debating whose country was the best.

The Scottsman said his was the best because they’ve got the greenest grass.
The Pom said his was the best because they had the most beautiful flag.
The Chinaman said his was the best because of their Great Wall.
The Aussie said we’re the best, ‘cos we got the kangaroo, and that can jump over your great wall, crap on your grass and wipe its ass with your flag!

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