Well, it’s debatable!

I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a cold beer. The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking.

My wife walked by and asked me what I was doing and I said ‘nothing’. The reason I said that instead of saying ‘just thinking’ is because she would have said ‘about what’. At that point I would have to explain that men are deep thinkers about various topics which would lead to other questions.

Finally I thought about an age old question, is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the manhood? Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked anywhere.

Well, after another beer, and some heavy deductive thinking, I have come up with the answer to that question. Getting kicked in the manhood is more painful than having a baby; and here is the reason for my conclusion. A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, “It might be nice to have another child”. On the other hand, you never hear a guy say, “You know, I think I would like another kick in the man parts”. I rest my case.

Time for another beer.

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