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Two Irish nuns were sitting at a traffic light in their car when a bunch of rowdy drunks pull up alongside of them. 

“Hey, show us your boobs ye bloody penguins!” shouts one of the drunks. 

The Mother Superior turns to Sister Margaret, “I don’t think they know who we are.  Show them your cross.” 

So Sister Margaret rolls down her window and shouts, “Screw off ye little fookin’ wankers, before I come over there and rip yer nuts off!” 

Sister Margaret looks back at Mother Superior “Was that cross enough?!”

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  1. Hummmmmmmmmmm what can I say

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    • 10 Hail Mary’s…and “trot’ around the “Stations’……….Oppps….best you bend upon your knees….with 5 Our “farders”…..

    • Doubt it mate….we…us…had to “confess”…..never saw any of my lot in “gym” dresses….do anything….only us guys…We Were “honest”…Mum taught us right.

  2. Not only is it in poor taste, it isn’t even funny. Would you tell such a joke if it were muslim women in hijabs? I think probably not.

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    • Ha ha i have a muslim joke if it is wanted? In my lifetime i have heard jokes about all races and religions but now we cant joke about muslims.

    • Sally Griffin. I don’t think you are a true Australian. I bet all the nuns out there are laughing their heads off. You must lead a pretty miserable life.

    • Thank you, I have a very good life. I simply have a sense of good taste and propriety along with a sense of humor and this joke satisfies none of those. But my goodness, I am only giving my humble opinion, if you all find it amusing, it’s nothing to me, I did not criticise you for liking it.

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      • Everyone to their own opinion, so get a life. My friend works FIFO in WA and his aboriginal workmates ask him to come down Charcoal Lane for a drink (their donga area) they all laugh and have fun together. I can just picture them all taking the micky out of their white mates…

    • Eddie Randle OK lets hear it. are you game?

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      • When I worked out in western Qld in the early 60,s I worked with aboriginals, Muslims and us white sods and we all made jokes and all worked together, now I find you can still make jokes about anyone except Muslims. Pretty sad really.

    • Sally……we were all young once…..unless, you were Mother Superious….little “GEM’……….Yes…at 69…I am still a Catholic.

    • I am not a catholic but in saying that, the joke probably originated in Ireland. I am sick of people being politically correct. I don’t know what Muslims have to do with it but I would laugh at jokes about them. How many blonde jokes do you laugh at? What about calling red heads “ranga” Everyone gets targeted by comedians. Get over it Maybe life would be better for you if you laughed. Forget about laughter lines. We all get them sooner or later.

    • Sally forgive me for upsetting you with my joke. I am at the stage of my life where if I can get a laugh, even at myself I grab it with both hands. I believe if I stop laughing I will be crying. Have a laugh more often I find it good for me.

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