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One night, Mrs McMillen answers the door to see her husbands best friend, Paddy, standing on the doorstep.

“Hello Paddy, but where is my husband? He went with you to the beer factory”.

Paddy shook his head. “Ah Mrs McMillen, there was a terrible accident at the beer factory, your husband fell into a vat of Guinness stout and drowned”.

Mrs McMillen starts crying. “Oh don’t tell me that, did he at least go quickly?”

Paddy shakes his head. “Not really – he got out 3 times to pee!”



An Irishman was flustered not being able to find a parking space in a large mall’s car park.

“Lord,” he prayed, “I can’t stand this. If you open a space up for me, I swear I’ll give up drinking me whiskey, and I promise to go to church every Sunday”.

Suddenly, the clouds parted and the sun shone on an empty parking spot. Without hesitation, the man said, “Never mind, I found one”.



An Irishman, by the name of O’Malley proposed to his girl on St Patrick’s Day. He gave her a ring with a synthetic diamond. The excited young lass showed it to her father, a jeweller. He took one look at it and saw it wasn’t real.

The young lass on learning it wasn’t real returned to her future husband. She protested vehemently about his cheapness.

“It was in honour of St. Patrick’s Day, he smiled. “I gave you a sham rock”.



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  1. My favourite Irish joke is about a tourist who seeks directions from an Irish copper.

    “How do you get to Belfast from here?” he asked.

    “Ah,” replied the copper, “If I was going to Belfast I wouldn’t be starting from here.”

  2. Paddy & mick missed the last bus home from the pub.
    It was a freezing night & after about an hour of walking into the wind that came upon the bus depot.
    Mick looks around & says “Paddy, we’ll freeze to death if we don’t get home soon. Go into de depo & steal the No 43. I’ll keep nit”
    Paddy is gone for 15 minutes & Mick is just about done for.
    He cries in a muffled voice “For de love of jasus, Paddy, what da Fook are ye doing”
    Paddy replied in the same pitch “I can’t find de 43. The nearest bus for us is the 33”
    Mick cries back in desperation “Well den grab de 33 & we’ll walk from de roundabout”

  3. Paddy was going to London for a visit
    His next door nrighbour’ Mrs Dunn, asked him to see if he could find her son Neilly as she hadn’t heard from him fir 2. Years. Paddy said that he would but what area did he live in and Mrs Dunn said WC3.
    Paddy was walking along the street in London and he saw a sign which said WC. He went inside and counted door 1 then 2 then 3. He knocked on the door and said is anyone in there. A voice said yes so Paddy said “are you Neilly Dunn?” A voice said “yes. But there’s no paper”. And Paddy said. “That’s no excuse not to write to your mother”

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  4. My dad loved a spa, he said he could pretend he was lying in a vat of beer. Lol. Wasn’t much of a drinker either for u wowsers that think all mention of alcohol is a sin, lol

  5. Paddy was always a poor bloody man, so who is rich Paddy? Any one with a dollar MORE than me, and they should be made share that dollar with us poor people, Mmmm!!

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