This old person never dies, they just….

1. Old sailors never die, they just keel over.

2. Old doctors never die, they just lose patience.

3. Old exorcists never die, they just give up the ghost.

4. Old rabbis never die, they just passover.

5. Old half-backs never die, they just pass away.

6. Old garbos never die, they just waste away.

7. Old fishermen never die, they just smell that way.

8. Old lawyers never die, they just lose their appeal.

9. Old plumbers never die, they just go down the drain.

10. Old gamblers never die, they just cash in their chips.

11. Old dentists never die, they just fill a cavity.

12. Old dairymen never die, they just kick the bucket.

13. Old professors never die, they just lose their faculties.

14. Old songwriters never die, they just decompose.

15. Old MASH programs never die, Channel 10 just keeps repeating them.

16. Old actresses never die, they just Faye Dunaway.

17. Old safari hunters never die, they just pith off.

18. Old farmers never die, they just shut the bloody gate.

19. Old Europeans never die, they just become incontinent.

20. Old Prime Ministers never die, they just get dislodged.

21. Old apostles never die, they just peter out.

22. Old power station employees never die, they just degenerate.

23. Old pickpockets never die, they just disperse.

24. Old french polishers never die, they just hope for a lovely finish.

Thank you to Christine for sending this in.