Two senior citizens are pushing their carts around Kmart, looking left and right, when they collided head-on.
The first guy says to the second guy, “Sorry about that. I’m looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn’t paying attention to where I was going”.
The second old guy says, “That’s OK, it’s a coincidence. I’m looking for my wife, too. I can’t find her and I’m getting a little desperate”.
The first old guy says, “Well, maybe I can help you find her. What does she look like?”
“Well, she is 27 years old, tall, with red hair, blue eyes, long legs, and is wearing short shorts. What does your wife look like?”
“She can wait. Let’s look for yours”